Johnny Depp Looks As If Hes In Pain As Hes Forced To Read Out An Apology To Australia
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have filmed a video apology to Australia following their trial today, which saw Heard sentenced with a $1,000 one-month good behaviour bond for smuggling her dogs into Australia last year.
In probably the biggest own in Australian history, Australia’s deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, uploaded footage to his Facebook showing Heard and Depp lauding the great nation of Australia.
“Australia is a wonderful island,” begins Heard, “with a treasure trove of unique plants, animals, and people.”
“Australia is free of many pests and diseases that are commonplace throughout the world,” says Heard. “That is why Australia has to have such strong biosecurity laws.”
“Australians are just as unique, both warm and direct,” murmurs Depp. “When you disrespect Australian law they will tell you firmly.”
“I am really sorry that Pistol and Boo were not declared. Protecting Australia is important.”
While his mouth is saying one thing... his face is really saying something else... Johnny looks like he would rather be any place but where he is, causing the internet to do what it does best...
Many tweets swept the internet...
"shoulda made him do it dressed as willy wonka"
"oh my god that video. How can 42 seconds be so painful"
And this is my favourite:
"Depp is very underrated as an actor. That performance of 'man loathing every second of being forced to do this' was utterly convincing."