When something surprising happens, Twitter always rises to the occasion.
On Wednesday, The New York Daily Newspublished photos of Orlando Bloom andKaty Perry enjoying a day of fun in the sun on an Italian beach. While Perry, 31, wore a printed bikini during their romantic getaway, the newspaper noted that thePirates of the Caribbean actor, 39, "stripped out of his swimming trunks and down to his birthday suit as he took a dip in the water" and later "went for an unencumbered voyage on a paddleboard" with Perry onboard. Neither star has commented on the paparazzi photos—but, of course, Twitter had a lot to say.
In fact, many social media users made a variation of the same joke: Bloom was using his penis to promote his girlfriend's hit single, "Rise," and its music video, premiering Thursday on Vevo.
Crass jokes aside, "Rise" is actually an anthem for the 2016 Rio Olympics.
Isn't the internet a wonderful place sometimes..