Katy Perry Showed Up to the iHeartRadio Music Awards with Quinoa in Her Teeth
Katy Perry’s teeth were compromised by the invasive healthfood quinoa on the red carpet at the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards.
The protein-packed ancient grain, which she presumably ate sometime before the event, sought to outshine Perry’s slick new pixie haircut by taking a seat in the front row of her pearly whites. It wasn’t even the beige variety of quinoa, which might have remained incognito under the bright flashes from cameras—it was the thirsty dark brown kind who, like spinach, enters your mouth and says, “Woah, woah, woah, wait. Why would I hide in your stomach when I can get free publicity right here?”
Perry later addressed the situation on Instagram in an ad for new, loyal friends.
“Currently taking applications for real friends who aren’t afraid to tell me there’s quinoa in my teeth,”