Noah Cyrus Sells Tears for $12,000!!

Noah Cyrus has tapped into a new market. She has used the heart break from her split (getting dumped by) Lil Xan. Noah Cyrus has bottled her tears and is selling her tears for a whopping $12,000. Since the break up was so publicized why not try and make a profit from it?

The Product description rads as follows:

"This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness"

"Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f*cking weird if you drank someone else's tears," it continued.

The release of the tears is co aligned with Noah's new album good cry.

Source: Girlfriend

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